6 Times We Wish We Had The Force
May the fourth be with you! It's Star Wars Day and we're nerding it up with all things related to the force. In case you didn't know what it was (where have you been?) The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It binds the galaxy together. Or it's this awesome thing that let's you do cool sh*t like telekinesis, levitation, hypnosis, and mind control - imagine!
Here's what we'd do if we had the force...
Erase embarrassing moments from the night before from memory
Not just from the memory of those that saw you attempt a flip and fall flat on your face... but from your own too
No parking spaces? No problem.
Just move the car with telekinesis from the space you want then proceed to maneuver into the space as normal
When your bed is just too far away...
Move it, without even lifting a finger
When the squads being a let down
Gently persuade them with a bit of mind manipulation to make them suck it up and just come out!
Footy at the weekend
Impress with your new found stamina, skill and accuracy - you'll be the next Beckham
Getting the last slice of cake/pizza/pie/food
This is one for telepathy or telekinesis either make the others think they don't want it or quick time move it - into the general direction of your mouth
Another Galaxy Prints...